Reaching for the TV remote without a proper warm up

Punch Up at The Ivy with Dale Winton and David Icke over who pays for canapes

Fell off the sofa in his office after a conference call/nap with Geoffrey Boycott discussing his World Cup Diary

Jane threw a piano at him in the night to try and stop his snoring (or at least thats what she told the police)

Hamish shot him

Because somebody stole mine from my Six Million Dollar Man Pencil Case in 1976

Because Farmers prefer Amatuer ones

What's the point?

Love It

Hate it

Will buses fit through it?

Where is the front door?

Yes

No

Euros or Dollars?

No but i do have a spare pen that I found

Yes

No

A What?

No, just make your bloody petrol cheaper

In tears

Don't know but my Sat Nav will never find it

Norwood

Anywhere but here

Mornington Crescent

1

2

3

4

5 or more

Yes

No

Is it a solid silver monogrammed Mont Blanc, if so I've lost one too

No, but I have found a kangaroo hat pin

Who uses pens these days?

Of course Not

No

He scares my cats

Who?

Yes

Yes

No

Sometimes