In the light of  the Global financial crisis Juicyfruithippo is setting up a home for abandoned Financiers. These bankers have quite literally been thrown out on the street ands have no where else to go, apart from the country residence in Kent, the 8 bedroom ski chalet in Davos, the MAuritian beach hut and the 400 acre ranch in Colorado.

As part of a comprehensive rehabilitation program Juicyfruithippo.com will endeavor to retrain these otherwise unskilled Bankers. We are asking for suggestions from the general public as to what we can do with this resource pool. Your comments would be very welcome. Either email our CEO at stu@juicyfruithippo.com or register and submit content direct to this website.

Every contribution will help re home one of these sad abandoned little creatures. Remember a Derivative Trader is for life not just fro christmas.

Here is an example of some suggestions we are already working on.

1. Have hedge fund managers trim your hedges

2. Childcare although they would probably Set up a lego derivatives market

3. Window Cleaners (ground floor windows only for safety reason)