Due the hugely illegal nature of its business Holiday Drugs.co.uk required a system that could "accidentally" Trash its client and supplier databases at a moments notice. The Juicyfruithippo Dali processor fitted the bill perfectly by standing by 24 hours a day to overwrite the data housed in a secret data centre location just north of Basildon. The processor would choose randomly a number of data detsrying options such as accidentally reformating the hard drives, spilling jam on them, redirecting the suns energy though an array of sattalites to engulf the whole of North Essex in a terryfing death ray or simply overwriting the data with selction of Max Bygraves albums.

Holiday Drugs are able to maintain their business with a clever mirrored data centre in Belarus protected by a host of ex russian KGB agents and are able to deliver total business continuity. This allows them to continue to serve the middle classes with their mood enhancing needs.