Juicyfruithippo Helps Kyuntische Fabrics make “Material” Gains

Kenton K. Kyuntische installed his Dali Processor to help determine the ongoing mood of his staff and clients and to predict when he needed to inject some humour.

“At first I didn’t trust it to actually generate the content, but simply used it as a monitoring tool” Says the CEO of the upcoming fabric design and supply company, ”but when an alarm went off a couple days before our annual sales conference I really should have gone with the recommendation of the machine instead of getting myself and the board to re-enact the final scene of the movie “The Full Monty” at our bi annual Partner event. We lost 33 retailers that day, I know it was cold in the auditorium but really…?”

The Dali processor detected the supplier loss and generated an automated mail to the leaving clients sending them a pack of chipolata sausages with a personalised note from Kenton saying sorry. “I still don’t get the joke, but it worked a treat” adds Kenton “26 of them returned and sales have rocketed since. Thanks Juicyfruithippo and double thanks to that Dali processor”

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