Tuesday May 08th 2007. Posted: 16:40

 

JUICYFRUITHIPPO has today (Tuesday) announced the launch of a flexible portfolio of integrated services which will allow silliness providers and other companies to offer their own branded buffoonery, to customers on an international basis.

 

Known as Black Label Extra Cold Managed Services, these products will be managed and maintained completely by JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholly Inappropriate  - leaving providers free to focus on the sales and marketing of products.

 

Black Label Extra Cold Managed Services will remove the need for communications providers to build, support and maintain their own networks, products, back office systems and customer support facilities.

 

JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholly Inappropriate says corporate stupidity providers of all sizes - including companies looking to diversify into surrealism - will be able to enter the market for bundled buffoonery, converged voice and haircut mocking services and innuendo over IP services significantly faster, at lower costs and with greatly reduced implementation risk.

 

Monkeydroppings UK became the first customer for the service to support the launch of its consumer online “mail a mate some marmoset chuff” services, known as “PrimateCack” Express, earlier this year.

 

The UK has more than 700 titter providers, making it one of the most competitive markets in the world. Offering bundled services is increasingly viewed as a means for corporate hi jinx providers to differentiate and attract and retain more customers in this highly competitive environment.

 

One in five consumers in the UK now take the piss out of someone’s trousers at least once a week either as part of a bundled package including haircut, breath of size of nose, or as a one off “as you go “service. JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholly inappropriate says this demonstrates that a growing number of consumers are attracted by the option of having one supplier for all of their gag requirements and the benefits that this delivers - including better value, single billing and one point of contact for customer services.

 

Initial products included in the Black Label Extra Cold Managed Services offering include broadband delivery of disgusting jokes, wholesale abuse, wholesale costume rental, customer equipment and applications such as web-based fake virus infection and plastic vomit for desks and floors of meeting rooms. Further products are planned during the coming year.

 

JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholesale markets managing director Pam Ayres said: “oi wish oid looked arfter me health”

“Black Label Extra Cold Managed Services from JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholly Inappropriate can help me to achieve this and plan my escape to Puerto Rico. In effect, JUICYFRUITHIPPO Wholly Inappropriate can create new integrated service providers in just a matter of weeks.”