In line with our ongoing transformation into a 1950's walnut veneered wardrobe we have announced today a new internal structure designed specifically to baffle our staff and render any ongoing intitiatves and client engagement just about pointless.

Juicifruithippo Desire and Opera will be core to our future delivery as they will keep the keys to the van, this is why I have asked Peter Hissey to take the helm, as he has got one of those key rings that you can find in the dark by whistling.

In announcing the reorg we also announce the appointment of Pam Ayres and Hercule Poirot to head up two of our new devolved business units. We have also decided to create a bucket of frogsapwn that we shall nurture in the basement next to the CEO's stash of old editions of Scaffolders Wives, from which we expect to grow our new talent for the ongoing development of the juicyfruithippo phenomena.

Finally, our newly announced Wholly Innapropraite Services group and JFH Opengrave organisation will service those clients who wish to be silly by themselves but who may require some ongoing help in the form of standard offerings and advice.

We hope this reorganisation will, in time, be seen to really rather daft.

Stuart Blakemore

CEO & Chairman of Juicyfruithippo Group Plc

Our new organisation in graphic detail (But as graphic as May's edition of Scaffolders Wives!!!)