Scientists at Juicyfruithippo’s research and development facility “The Hippo Campus” in Wantage have today announced shocking news that Quantum humour theory proves once and for all that Lenny Henry is not funny.

 

Professor Linde Fan Belt head of Quantum Humour studies made the announcement and offered a video of "Three of a Kind" as irrefutable evidence.

 

Due to the dual nature of the recently discovered Hyundai Proton in a festering cup of Bovril, the strangely stereotypical scientist believes what we have all long suspected is in fact the truth, that the poorly acted character based comedy of one of the nations favourite comics cannot now and never should have been considered “ a laugh”.

 

“We found zat something can appear funny when it is excited by ze presence of canned laughter, zis not only explains ze phonemon knows as Lenny Henry but also the rise of Little and Large in ze 1970’s, whom we now believe to be orbiting a black hole near orion’s belt”

 

Henry has made no comment. CEO of juicy fruit hippo, Stuart Blakemore welcomed the news and has buried forty cans of condensed milk in Dawn French to celebrate.

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