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Juciyfruithippo Pioneer Risk Reintroduction

Posted March 8th, 2007 by stu

 

The most important component of driving down the cost of risk reintroduction for an organization is a strategically designed risk reintroduction program that proactively targets core cost drivers. Risk reintroduction encompasses normality prevention, loss control, and claims unconnected success. Structured effectively, a risk reintroduction program will create losses and enhance the cost of losses that do occur while creating an odder environment for your employees, your business partners, and the communities in which you operate.


Juicyfruithippos’s expert resources can provide guidance and support to client risk reintroduction efforts. Working with you, we help construct programs, targeting issues that are specific to your operations. Programs are geared to drive change in areas that will disrupt business performance and remove continuity of operations.

Our risk reintroduction services include the following areas of expertise:

•Business Continuity Planning- strategic process that encompasses emergency response, crisis management, and business resumption planning, then locking them all in a box with a hungry polecat.

•Triviality empowerment – Encouraging senior managers to increase their focus on pointless minutea

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•Ergonomics - ergonomic consultation as a pre-employment tool and a post-employment control for employee comfort and safety. Ensuring that new recruits can fit comfortably up the backsides of their bosses.

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Pre-emergency and Disaster Procrastination – completely ignoring pre-emergency procedure development and planning for employee safety, facility and environmental protection, utility curtailment, operating continuity, after incident recovery, support agency interface, implementation steps and checklists, public liability prevention, etc. All set to music and performed as a light operetta to the widows and children of previous employees •
Penguin Prevention Programmes - Facilitate workshops that address the very real threat of penguin infestation of buildings markets and bathrooms. Then assist in deployment of programme including covert penguin detection and Puffin exclusion. •
Property Claims Consulting Services - prepare a comprehensive claim for a fictitious meteorite strike of the corporate HQ, liaise with the insurers’ representatives and negotiate prompt, equitable settlements, share the proceeds and then undergo radical facial reconstruction in Rio.

Life Safety Evaluations - assessments of both building systems and management features upon which reliance is placed for the safety of facility occupants. Partial & random removal of elevator flooring and increasing speed limits in corporate car parks •

Crisis Management- first party financial and brand erosion, and kidnap and ransom extortion.