Mister X Chief Operating & Globalisation Officer

Mister X wishes to remain anonymous due to ethical and religious concerns. He is neither ethical nor religious which is of a concern to us all.

Mister X is a Native American Indian who was cast adrift on the Pacific after his birth was blamed for the cancellation of the long running TV show “The Partridge Family”

After months on the open sea where he learned to survive on seagull vomit and ordering Chinese take out as he passed Honolulu, he was washed up as he passed through the atlantic and beyond the Cape.

Then aged 23 he began a company marketing Seagull Vomit as a soft drink. It sold well in the sanction ridden South African economy where a tasty and wholesome bottled beverage was just what they needed. His company grew and he built a world class global operation with bottling plants and Avian Vomitariums stretching from Mumbai in the east to Wantage in the west.

He moved into the technology sector when his business collapsed in the 2005 Sea Bird Vitamin C outrage. He currently holds a senior position in a major multinational arms manufacturer and is a non executive director of Kripal U Yoga, Dorking.