Welcome

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OUR VALUE PROPOSITION

THE CURRENT GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS HIGHLIGHTS THE INABILITY OF MANY MODERN ENTERPRISES TO DEAL EFFECTIVELY WITH UNEXPECTED RISK. JUICYFRUITHIPPO HAS BEEN WARNING OF THIS FOR OVER THREE YEARS AND HAS HELPED CLIENTS TO PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.

Our customers have embraced risk reintroduction by allowing juicyfuithippo to disrupt their day to day business to keep them sharp, focussed, and innovative to new challenges.

Our secret is our highly successful Dali Surrealism Generator technology. Boasting ubiquitous backwards compatibility across all commercial platforms as well as plug ins to help keep the Comms room smelling fresh as a daisy. This technology is able to deliver planned and non scheduled disruption and surreal events into a smooth running enterpise in order to test the reactions of staff and the ability of the organisation to withstand the unexpected and even to learn how to benefit from it.

This technology is coupled with our army of Consultants who have years of experience and access to disruptive strategies dating back to the Greco-Roman period . Our methodology can deliver significant and measured increase in morale in your organisation within weeks. 

We aim to create a portal that celebrates corportate stupidity and surrealism, capturing some of the oddest goings on in the corporate world. With this incredible database at the disposal of our users we can then help you build a business that is ready for anything.   

One of our consultants instructs a CFO
from the Oil an Gas sector how to use a handshake buzzer
 

WHAT WE DO

 
RISK REINTRODUCTION & DISRUPTION ON DEMAND
Throwing curveballs at your business to see how they cope.
 
ENVIROMENTAL HUMOUR MAPPING
Improve the working enviroment of your corporation
 
TRAINING
We remember what we enjoy. Let us breathe new life into your training programs. Or let us run one of ours.
 
SPEECH WRITING & PRESENTATION AUTHORING
We can add some spark to your presentation, and minimise the TUMBLEWEED Effect of poor joke quality
 
STUPIDITY TRACKING
Find out from our stupdity portal that all corporations talk the same rubbish (anonomised content only)
 
MOCKING PORTALS
We can help you create an internal website poking fun at your competitors and celebrating your success
 
STUPIDITY UPDATES
EMAIL highlights of our portal content to make you titter
 
FREQUENTLY GIVEN ANSWERS
Check your tecnobabble and TLA'S against the the real world


Other Innovations include

Joke translation

Diversity proofing “old Jokes”

Humour vacuum detection

Chuckle monitoring

Rubber Chicken exclusion zones

Management Humour Bypass reversal 


 

 What we really do

Take the piss out corporate stupidity

 


  

     

 DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ)

 


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