OUR VALUE PROPOSITION
THE CURRENT GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS HIGHLIGHTS THE INABILITY OF MANY MODERN ENTERPRISES TO DEAL EFFECTIVELY WITH UNEXPECTED RISK. JUICYFRUITHIPPO HAS BEEN WARNING OF THIS FOR OVER THREE YEARS AND HAS HELPED CLIENTS TO PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED.
Our customers have embraced risk reintroduction by allowing juicyfuithippo to disrupt their day to day business to keep them sharp, focussed, and innovative to new challenges.
Our secret is our highly successful Dali Surrealism Generator technology. Boasting ubiquitous backwards compatibility across all commercial platforms as well as plug ins to help keep the Comms room smelling fresh as a daisy. This technology is able to deliver planned and non scheduled disruption and surreal events into a smooth running enterpise in order to test the reactions of staff and the ability of the organisation to withstand the unexpected and even to learn how to benefit from it.
This technology is coupled with our army of Consultants who have years of experience and access to disruptive strategies dating back to the Greco-Roman period . Our methodology can deliver significant and measured increase in morale in your organisation within weeks.
We aim to create a portal that celebrates corportate stupidity and surrealism, capturing some of the oddest goings on in the corporate world. With this incredible database at the disposal of our users we can then help you build a business that is ready for anything.
WHAT WE DO
Other Innovations include
Diversity proofing “old Jokes”
Humour vacuum detection
Rubber Chicken exclusion zones
Management Humour Bypass reversal
What we really do
Take the piss out corporate stupidity